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Michael Dunn
aka Grizzle, Bull-Man, Daddykins
Height: 5'11.5"
Weight: Enough to kick your scrawny butt!
Age: As old as I feel
Hometown: PDX
Status: Married with children
Road: 3/Masters, Cross: B, MTB: Expert,
Track B
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My name’s Mike, and I’m a killer. Actually, Old Mike WAS a killer, but I’m New Mike. I know most of the team wasted this valuable forum talking about cycling or other selfish stuff, but I’m here to talk about animal rights, and my recent conversion to the side of goodness and light, otherwise known as PETA. In case you didn’t know, PETA stands for “People Eating Tasty Animals.” No! Wait! Sorry, the OLD Mike sometimes takes control for a few minutes.
New Mike is fighting him, but he’s pretty tough. PETA really stands for “People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.” You know, meat is murder, don’t wear leather or fur, all that. Speaking of meat, doesn’t a steak sound good right now? STOP IT! That was Old Mike again. Just a moment. I have to chant. Meat is murder…meat is murder…meat is murderrrrously good with a little barbecue sauce, done extra rare over real mesquite hardwood charcoal. Excuse me, I have to go see if I overlooked any elk meat when I cleaned out the freezer last night. Where’d I put that sauce? |
